Getting in a nice round with these two professionals. What they’re professionals, at I have no idea.
Well, I can’t speak for all of us, but Danger is my middle name. Wait, no, it’s Todd. Todd is my middle name.
Well, I can’t speak for all of us, but Danger is my middle name. Wait, no, it’s Todd. Todd is my middle name.
It’s all in a (user)name
While perusing one of the many dating sites that I am a member of, it occurred to me that I’m a big fan of looking at a person’s username. I believe that it gives a clue as to their personality type and some are just really clever.
However, your username can also work against you. Include a little too much information and there’s a good chance that you’ll have a real hard time getting dates I’ve posted a list of some usernames below that I believe will, um, hinder you from successfully finding a mate online (but what do I know, I’m still single).
Usernames guaranteed to keep you from meeting someone on internet dating sites (part 1):
For the guys
BigKnockerLuvr
DoinUrMom
14InchesofPain (that one might work, there’s some weird people out there)
ToeJam
Anything with 696969 following it
UMustBTite
NextStopBald
Last1sDead
ImBrokeRU
LivinWithMom
TaxCheat
ImOnParole
WhatJob
For the girls
BigSweetEater
NitPicker
TheNagger
PtheBed
TheAmazon
NeedaHorse
4thTimesACharm
ExactlyLikeMyMother
SocialLifeKiller
TheyllHateMe
NoUrWrong
OnceADude
PleasePleasePleaseDateMe