While perusing one of the many dating sites that I am a member of, it occurred to me that I’m a big fan of looking at a person’s username. I believe that it gives a clue as to their personality type and some are just really clever.
However, your username can also work against you. Include a little too much information and there’s a good chance that you’ll have a real hard time getting dates I’ve posted a list of some usernames below that I believe will, um, hinder you from successfully finding a mate online (but what do I know, I’m still single).
Usernames guaranteed to keep you from meeting someone on internet dating sites (part 1):
For the guys
BigKnockerLuvr
DoinUrMom
14InchesofPain (that one might work, there’s some weird people out there)
ToeJam
Anything with 696969 following it
UMustBTite
NextStopBald
Last1sDead
ImBrokeRU
LivinWithMom
TaxCheat
ImOnParole
WhatJob
For the girls
BigSweetEater
NitPicker
TheNagger
PtheBed
TheAmazon
NeedaHorse
4thTimesACharm
ExactlyLikeMyMother
SocialLifeKiller
TheyllHateMe
NoUrWrong
OnceADude
PleasePleasePleaseDateMe
What's wrong with the Amazon? is that code for fat? I was just thinking tall and exotic…
Sorry, I just saw your comment. No, Amazon as in like forest.It's actually funny that you zeroed in on that one because I had the thought in mind, but couldn't think of a famous forest to convey what I meant. I actually Googled 'famous forests' and got the Amazon. Another subject: I'm alive and kicking so we need to plan our raincheck dinner. Maybe you can come here and I'll cook. Let me know what your sched is like.